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Bitch-Slappers
Real Stupid Name: Michelle
Online Alias: Bitchy Mich
Current Stalker: Takeshi Kaneshiro (u read it
right! he's been stalking me for quite sometime now. & he's starting to
get to my nerves!!!! grrrr)
Trips: BOYS....i love to hate em! CHINOVELAS...m
so addicted ryt now! (24/7 chinese tv wc makes cable quite indispensable
for me) DAY-DREAMING...thats wut i get from too much school work. COMMON
FACTOR??? good sources of temporary high. cheap thrills.
Cant-Do-Without's: 2 way foundation. gloss. mascara. (my holy trinity!
harhar)
Which is Mich: Confident & modest. woohoo way
to go mich! hehe I stand up for those i consider my friends, even if it
means war. Im way too frank for weenies to handle! if you cant accept mere
critiques then i bet you wont stand my usual evryday scrutiny. i cuss a
lot just lyk Ayi. need any1 ask why we jive so much? not that were proud
of it though ryt Ayi? let's just say it has become an anger-outlet for us.
the diffference between Ayi & I is that wen i curse som1, i mean it!
Bitchy Habit: The reason God sent me
here...to bitch around! hehe just kidding. i guess i dont have one. 1st:Im
not a bitch. 2nd:I hate bitches! 3rd:I dont even know that word for crying
out loud!. wahahaha! seriously? i like to annoy people. make them think im
a worthless pathetic creature but proving them wrong at the end, that way
they get to be "bitch-slapped" BIG time!
Real Yucky Name: Irene
Online Alias: Screwy Ayi
Current Hubby:
Hyun Bin
Current Teether:
Kim Song Soo
Currently planning to elope with:
Lee Dong Gun
Currently planning to rape:
Lee Min Woo
EX-sex slave: Jerry Yan
Seasonal bed-warmer: Wallace
Huo
Trips: Pink, Teen
Romantic-Comedy flicks, Linkin' Park, Acoustic Rock Music, Koreanovelas, Asian Songs (Korean, Chinese &
Japanese), New Nonstop, Ranma 1/2, Web designing, Writing, singing,
sketching, blogging, pestering people, gazing at Kim Song Soo's Nude pic,
and kissing Lee Dong Gun before going to bed.
Spell Ayi: Ayi? Haha..
warfreak, boyish, nutty, nasty (as in that famous- bite me baby-oh-oh?
hahaha...joke) but on the contrary, a homebody, recluse chick who'll opt to have
an affair with my computer than go and hunt some sh!t-for-a-brain boylet .. I
love my computer! muah!
She's not Ayi if she won't:
Cuss! haha.. I even defined
cursing as the "art" of venting emotions. I curse even when I'm not
angry. Best of all- when I'm so happy I used to spew a lot of it. Haha!
Actually, d fact about cursing is: it's no bad if u don't mean it. So let's
all curse each other, shall we? So, for starters... F*CK U ALL! haha.. Ü
Bitchy Habit: Joining
forums & online communities has always been a part of my daily internet life.
And in almost every post I used to earn a foe. Yes I used to play bitchy around. What
the-- is that a crime?
DON'T FILCH... HE'S MINE!
Why Ayi 'n
Mich are in sync?
1. We both love talking trash.
2. We are sweet (although Mich's sweeter), goofy,
kikay, naughty, toughie (meaning we can carry ourselves and
hell-- we don't need guys.. except of course Wallace & Jerry...) and of
course- bitchy!
3. We both hate to beat round the
bushes. ONLY straight to the point & in-your-face comeback!
4.we share the same ex-suitors.
who like to eat us alive! jerry yan & wallace huo to mention a few.
5. We both practice the art of
cussing. And obviously enjoying it.
6. were always on the
run---running away from boys that is!
7.And of course- we're both beauty & brains!
(hahaha... ur reactions r not needed..)
8.And guess what? We are
currently having this head-to-head fight over the ultra-yummy-to the core-Kim
Song Soo...
Our
Tug-of-War's Roots
If you wanna get to know our boyfriends, just go click these
links:
Wallace
Huo's Eyeful Eyesite
This
is One Piece of SHEET you surely won't Curse!
Kissable. Sexy. Savage.
OMG... He's our newest reason for WAR-WAR-WAR! Hyun Bin.
Sites We
Slappers Luv
Friendster
(Mich's fave.. haha!)
Popcornfor2
Metacritic
CandyMag's
Teentalk
Quizilla
Quizzes
Ayi's
Website Collection
Ayi's
WWW. World
The
Girl Inside
Just
Sheet Me! (Ayi's Notebook of Screwy Scribbles)
In
Wallace's Eyes
Kissable. Sexy. Savage. Kim Sung Soo.
Jerry
Yan's Pieces of Sheet
The
Hottie Thermometer
Nonstopper's
Stop
F4
Quiz
Exchange
Links?
Slaps
Datelist
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Got Pretty Bitchy on Thursday, May 10, 2007
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Your votes will be greatly appreciated. Thanks! muahzzz
*MICH IBOTO MO KO BRUHA KA. hehe... ayi's sassy mouth spew these out at 1:14 am
Got Pretty Bitchy on Sunday, November 05, 2006
i just changed my blog's lay-out... The Girl Inside and my theme's "Fashion Suicide". tale a look. hehe... sorry, girl, di ako nakapag-online when u texted. as I said on my messages, may haloween date ako ng time na yon hehe... So? is there something u wanna gab about? email mo na lang ako if u have time, tsismisan mo ko about kay u know who. I must admit, girl, I wonder why but we really have the same taste in men, which is freakingly funny.... hot talaga c channing tatum hehe.... but don't worry i wont snatch him from u. tama na ung isang gabing pinagsamahan namin. solve na ko dun buahahahahaha.... ayi's sassy mouth spew these out at 10:40 am
Got Pretty Bitchy on Sunday, October 29, 2006
how about channing tatum's six-pack, jutting package and pulping butt? hahaha!
and hey, i found a nude pic of this flasher, haha. he seemed to love to flash.... on me! haha ayi's sassy mouth spew these out at 6:55 am
Got Pretty Bitchy on Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Glad 2 know u had a great birthday. and congrats about your thesis. sa wakas ang thesis na pinasumpa-sumpa mo, tapos na. didnt catch u online. im dying to hear about the "phone call" yiheeeee.... ano kaya mga sinabi sa 'yo ni.... papa jesus (hehe)? hay, sembreak na natin yehey! haha... (nakisali?) basta, text me f ever u go online and f im not busy, para naman makasagap ng tsismis diba?
hay, im so lonely, wala akong bagong korean hottie buti ka pa may european hottie. wala na kong mamolestiya, bad trip.
btw, the reason why u cant upload eh kasi puno na file manager natin. try getting an account on photobucket para makapgpost ka ng pics. like this:
is this the european six-pack? HAHA...
ayi's sassy mouth spew these out at 9:30 am
Got Pretty Bitchy on Tuesday, October 17, 2006
wow i have a greeting in here too:p harhar
thanks mare! :***
ok back to bitch-slappin' hmmm i dont need more european hotties no...i only need one. hay mare ang saya ng birthday ko:) i'll tell u more in private. lam mo nman im such a private person;) wahaha kaya pla may blog eh no? private kasi...wahaha
so i've seen "Step Up" already....what's up with me & guys who glide PURRfectly on the dancefloor anyway? i just couldn't help it....its so sexy & ooohhh....ahhhh...ay ano ba yan....bastos ka tlga mare! lol :) its CHANNING prang charing! hahaha bangag nnman ako...grabe hangover ko last sunday....nagwala kc pumasa na ng thesis!
i'll post more later! muah muah! bkt ayaw magattach ng images? even after resizing? wuwuwuwu....
*MitcH*'s sassy mouth spew these out at 6:45 pm
BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH, este, MITCH...
wish u many, many, many , many more european hotties/crooners/sex symbols/eye candies to go bitchin' on. hehe.. Take care ayi's sassy mouth spew these out at 9:10 am
Got Pretty Bitchy on Wednesday, September 27, 2006
as in hello? who d hell r u to post in here? sino kang "BRU" ka? but hey, u sound like my 'ex-co-blogger' mich. hmmm... filcher ka rin kaya? haha...
well, i admit that chunning tatum (tama ba?) is hot, but no, i wont snatch him away dont worry, that's not my style, u probably mistook me for mich... haha... hoy bru, pakasalan mo na kasi si thesis, sobrang tagal nyo na nag-de-date, mukhang seryosohan na yan ha haha... gudluck sa defense. gusto mo ba ng new profile? gawa ka then i'll paste it na lang k? ayi's sassy mouth spew these out at 9:13 am
Got Pretty Bitchy on Thursday, September 21, 2006
finally...i have some free time to pour my thoughts out....its been such a looooong time. langya ka tlga...nwla lng ako panay pambabalahura na ang inabot ko syo? bruha ka! e2 uunahan na kita...akin na si Channing Tatum. hephep dont google him yet...wahaha bka manulot ka nnman...(ay style ko pla un) harhar...hay mare lapit na ng defense & im freakin out! BIG TIME! :s i'll post more once i get done with it. ciao!
*MitcH*'s sassy mouth spew these out at 5:17 pm
Got Pretty Bitchy on Sunday, September 03, 2006
hello mich on the tagboard. good to see u visiting my blog... buahahaha... so ok, u think u just can spam the tagboard like that? u can't spew back bitch-slaps on that very limited space, FYI. hahaha... come here, baby. fight fair & square! BLOG!=) i dunno how r u suppose to do that when u dont know ur password hehe...
Anyway, let's switch to a more interesting topic other than mich's incapability to bitch-slap me back on d green board. BOYS.... hahaha... since i know ur in love, I just want to share some few lines from the movie "the hot chick"... I've learned from it and I know this could help u a lot....
Boys are cheats and liars.
They're such a big disgrace.
They will tell you anything to get to second...
Baseball, baseball, he thinks he's gonna score.
If you let him go all the way, then you are a...
Hor... ticulture studies flowers. Geologist studies rocks.
The only thing a guy wants from you
is place to put his...
Cock... roaches, beetles,butterflies, and bugs.
Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of...
Jug... glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck.
All guys really want to do is... forget it, no such luck!
Damn so right... hahaha.. no this is not called "brainwash", but rather an "eye-opener". So beware... of "dogs" who oftenly mispelled themselves as "gods".... hehe:)
ayi's sassy mouth spew these out at 10:14 am
Got Pretty Bitchy on Saturday, September 02, 2006
I MISSED BITCH-SLAPPING....
*sigh *sigh *sigh.... i realized i miss this blog so much. We haven't blogged in here for ages. I was busy with my career as a "slacker" and Mich was currently in planet mars, i don't think she'll be able to blog ever again. as i heard, she's currently infected with this popular virus called "love". damn, good thing she's not near me. i heard it's contagious, especially if I am lushy sourrounded with yumminess called jo in sung, lee dong wook and ryan gosling(hollywood actor---could u imagine, may naligaw?).
hay. love, love, love... according to what i gathered through my past infections, it will make you a person you've never thought you could be. it will make you smile stupidly as soon as u wake up in the morning. it will make you cry (stupidly again) when u see the bastard's hand on another girl's shoulder when u thought he said he's on a business trip. it will also make you give up blogging and abandon such a beautiful trashy site (wehehe). ah, love. it sucks. thanks good lord of the living, I'm not in love right now... just in lust! hahaha.... here's my object of erotic sentiments right now:
JO IN SUNG of Memories of Bali and Love Impossible. u see? u see? he's really the word "hotness" personified.
now, what? I'm so left out here. Should i make a signage here saying "WANTED CO-BITCHSLAPPER. URGENT."? Hmmm.... haha. Mich, wherever u are, i wish u fine, girl. I miss u and I'm looking forward to exchange bitch-slaps with you again.... :)
ayi's sassy mouth spew these out at 12:36 pm
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