Shut Up! We're yakking... Shut Up! We're playing... Shut Up! Unless u wanna get some...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"The idea of this "mess" (harhar!) was conceived while Mich and I were ranting on my Wallace Huo site's message board. And I mean it literally- just we. Just the two of us. So we later came up with this idea of having our own ranting spot on the net where we can shamelessly spew out our crazy smut, wicked hot-airs, and of course- our tons of "kalokohans" inside these incredibly nutty head case we have and bitchy nature you'll regret if you mess up with! harhar... "

                                 

"The in3stng outgrowth of extreme boredom... Bitch-Slaps as we call it. Trash site? u can say that...so why are you still reading? just playin' ppl. Basically, this blog is designed to awaken your seemingly tame but actually wild imagination. No limits set. just 2 big mouths & off the wall, spur-of-the-moment gibberish. get it? nevermind...."

     

 

 

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Real Stupid Name: Michelle
Online Alias: Bitchy Mich
Current Stalker: Takeshi Kaneshiro (u read it right! he's been stalking me for quite sometime now. & he's starting to get to my nerves!!!! grrrr)
Trips: BOYS....i love to hate em! CHINOVELAS...m so addicted ryt now! (24/7 chinese tv wc makes cable quite indispensable for me) DAY-DREAMING...thats wut i get from too much school work. COMMON FACTOR??? good sources of temporary high. cheap thrills.
Cant-Do-Without's: 2 way foundation. gloss. mascara. (my holy trinity! harhar)
 
Which is Mich: Confident & modest. woohoo way to go mich! hehe I stand up for those i consider my friends, even if it means war. Im way too frank for weenies to handle! if you cant accept mere critiques then i bet you wont stand my usual evryday scrutiny. i cuss a lot just lyk Ayi. need any1 ask why we jive so much? not that were proud of it though ryt Ayi? let's just say it has become an anger-outlet for us. the diffference between Ayi & I is that wen i curse som1, i mean it! 
 
Bitchy Habit: The reason God sent me here...to bitch around! hehe just kidding. i guess i dont have one. 1st:Im not a bitch. 2nd:I hate bitches! 3rd:I dont even know that word for crying out loud!. wahahaha! seriously? i like to annoy people. make them think im a worthless pathetic creature but proving them wrong at the end, that way they get to be "bitch-slapped" BIG time!
 
 
 
Real Yucky Name: Irene
Online Alias: Screwy Ayi
Current Hubby: Hyun Bin
Current Teether: Kim Song Soo
Currently planning to elope with: Lee Dong Gun
Currently planning to rape: Lee Min Woo
EX-sex slave: Jerry Yan
Seasonal bed-warmer: Wallace Huo
Trips: Pink, Teen Romantic-Comedy flicks, Linkin' Park, Acoustic Rock Music, Koreanovelas, Asian Songs (Korean, Chinese & Japanese), New Nonstop, Ranma 1/2, Web designing, Writing, singing, sketching, blogging, pestering people, gazing at Kim Song Soo's Nude pic, and kissing Lee Dong Gun before going to bed.
 
Spell Ayi: Ayi? Haha.. warfreak, boyish, nutty, nasty (as in that famous- bite me baby-oh-oh? hahaha...joke) but on the contrary, a homebody, recluse chick who'll opt to have an affair with my computer than go and hunt some sh!t-for-a-brain boylet .. I love my computer! muah!
 
She's not Ayi if she won't: Cuss! haha.. I even defined cursing as the "art" of venting emotions. I curse even when I'm not angry. Best of all- when I'm so happy I used to spew a lot of it. Haha! Actually, d fact about cursing is: it's no bad if u don't mean it. So let's all curse each other, shall we? So, for starters... F*CK U ALL! haha.. Ü
 
Bitchy Habit: Joining forums & online communities has always been a part of my daily internet life. And in almost every post I used to earn a foe. Yes I used to play bitchy around. What the-- is that a crime?
 
Get to know me better on my official webpage: Just Sheet Me! And the List of my Website Collection on Ayi's www. World
 
DON'T FILCH... HE'S MINE!

Ever-yummy LEE DONG GUN!

Why Ayi 'n Mich are in sync?

1. We both love talking trash.

2. We are sweet (although Mich's sweeter), goofy, kikay, naughty, toughie (meaning we can carry ourselves and hell-- we don't need guys.. except of course Wallace & Jerry...) and of course- bitchy!

3. We both hate to beat round the bushes. ONLY straight to the point & in-your-face comeback!

4.we share the same ex-suitors. who like to eat us alive! jerry yan & wallace huo to mention a few.

5. We both practice the art of cussing. And obviously enjoying it.

6. were always on the run---running away from boys that is!

7.And of course- we're both beauty & brains! (hahaha... ur reactions r not needed..)

8.And guess what? We are currently having this head-to-head fight over the ultra-yummy-to the core-Kim Song Soo...

 

Our Tug-of-War's Roots

heart-jearking jerry yan.. mouth-watering wallace...
tongue-licking Kim Sing Soo...

If you wanna get to know our boyfriends, just go click these links:

Wallace Huo's Eyeful Eyesite

This is One Piece of SHEET you surely won't Curse!

Kissable. Sexy. Savage.

Our Newest Eye-candy

OMG... He's our newest reason for WAR-WAR-WAR! Hyun Bin.

 

Sites We Slappers Luv

Friendster (Mich's fave.. haha!)

Popcornfor2

Metacritic

CandyMag's Teentalk

Quizilla Quizzes

 

Ayi's Website Collection

 

Ayi's WWW. World

The Girl Inside

Just Sheet Me! (Ayi's Notebook of Screwy Scribbles)

In Wallace's Eyes

Kissable. Sexy. Savage. Kim Sung Soo.

Jerry Yan's Pieces of Sheet

The Hottie Thermometer

Nonstopper's Stop

F4 Quiz

 

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Got Pretty Bitchy on Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Ayi's in love again... Mich also is?

hay naku, mich is hibernating. she's now incapable of spewing out bitch slaps. Why? kc we had a war na naman about a certain guy... who is (as always) originally mine... HYUN BIN (or Cyrus in My Name is Kim Sam Soon)! My god, mare grow up! you are becoming a pain in my ass. you're developing this habit of filching my lovers/husbands/boyfriends/sex slaves/bed warmers/flings... I mean, what is your problem? From Jerry Yan to Wallace to Kim song soo and now to HYUN BIN my love? For jude's sake, I think you need a special medication na for that matter mare... hahahaha!

hehehe...peace out mare! lam mo namang love kita and I'm willing to share whatever, I mean whoever I have. basta you ask nicely lang. o, eto, I'll share para sa 'yo....

 

eto pa...

 

I also have photos of him on my friendster and profile. and should you want a nude picture of him, just tell me kaso me bayad mare. don't worry mura lang naman. pero if mag-alok ka pa sa iba, may discount ka. wahahaha... ginawang negosyo si papa bin!

pero mare, serious talaga ako, mahal ko talaga c hyun bin. every single cell in his body, every single mole and freckle and every strand of his hair(s) hahaha... I love him to the stars, to the moon, to the universe, till jupiter and pluto and even to heaven and hell. I love him. that is how I am serious about him so please minimize your evil works. pabayaan mo kaming lumigaya. *sigh.

kawawa ka naman mare, coz you cant reply from this post kc banned ka na dito sa blogdrive coz u polluted our site here. ginawa mong porn site kaya ayan, I'm so sad about your sanction, I pray na lang na sana ma-lift na so we could bring our tongue-lash here kesa sa text kc nauubos ang load ko sa kakahirit mo.

miss na kita kahit you always mess up my lovelife. kaya sana mag-post ka na. aryt?

 


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Got Pretty Bitchy on Monday, December 12, 2005
where's mich?

Hay nakoh.. Im back! long time no post. you, know the usual stinking alibi--- "I was busy..." hehe.. mich where the hell are u? if u cant post na talaga, sige ka irereformat ko na to exclusively for one bitch na lang-- that's me... hehe..

Look, I got from my old notebook.. I wrote it when I was barely 15 or 16 during my first heart break? hehe.. read on.

Danger: Beware of falling... in love too much


"Too much of something is bad enough, something's
comin' over here it makes me wonder…" I chanted in my
pirated voice. I just love imitating Spice Girls'
voice when they sung that nice song I reiteratedly
hummed with tears when my very numb boyfriend and I
broke up. Well, that's life. Or I may say that's love!
It just sent me to cloud nine and now it's dropping me
down like a hot and hopeless potato.  This is so
unfair on my part. But I must admit I've done my own
share of fault.

If loving too much more than one can give is a crime,
then I think I should be subjected to life
imprisonment for giving my one hundred and one percent
of love and care to this non-deserving guy. Yes, I was
guilty as charged. And if the judicial bodies
would ask me to occupy the witness stand, I will
confess everything honestly, not because of that dear
holy bible I need to touch to testify only the truth
and nothing but the truth, but because it's all true.
Even if such action would send me behind bars.

I shall reveal everything- from my professor's
roaring, "You're late again!" because I
chose to stay awake till two just to help him out on
his school projects and home works, to my friends'
frequent complaints because I opted to leave them just
to wipe out his sweat and encourage him to play good
during his basketball rehearsals. From fixing things
on his bag to putting socks on his feet and even from
combing his hair to doing his nails.

I would have gone to the extent of curling his hair
had he not left me without so much of consideration,
without thanking me for almost being his nanny and
without feeling sorry for my almost-failing grades
where he's responsible of. I shouldn't have to mention
that I used to cut classes to go to the library and
research for his thesis, but I have to be honest. I
wanted to blame him for all those hardships I
undergone when he left me. I wanted to punch his
goody-goody face, break his muscled arms and legs. I
even had planned to enroll to a karate class and wait for
him on the street, do all the moves I'll be learning
and end up calling an ambulance for him. For my poor
wrecked EX-boyfriend.

I eventually sighed after my brother called me
'pettish' for I couldn't help laughing hard and loud
and it woke him up from his room. Too much of
everything is truly bad. See? I unintentionally cut
off his sweet dream just because I laughed too loud.
My friend, Charmi burned her smooth as silk skin
because she exposed herself under the sun for several
hot hours. My mother has her reading glasses now due
to her strong penchant in reading even in little
light. My cousin, Ana is turning obese because
she loves to eat everything under the sun. My sister
used to work overtime and she's always in stress
lately. And me, I have loved this guy so much and look
what I got- heartaches because he completely broke it
 into tiny pieces, stomachaches because I used to lose
my appetite every time I see his face in my mind's
eye, headaches because I kept thinking about what had
happened and I couldn't sleep it off, and even
eyes-ache because crying up has turned to be my
favorite hobby now.

I hummed the intro song once again. But this time, I sung it in
my own soulful voice. The next time I fall, I promised
to eradicate my dumbness in division. So I could
easily divide that one hundred and one percent into
two and not to give it as a whole. But I should see to
it that the love that I shall reserve myself is
'greater than' the amount that I will give to the next guy.

Unfavorable may it seems, but it took one
excruciating heart experience before I noticed how
dumb I am in Math and how one guy involuntarily taught
me how dangerous too much love is.

Love is really dangerous no matter what's the extent, I must say! haha... and speaking of love, I think I'm in love again to a real human.. wahaha.. ndi koreanovela hunk, ndi hollywood hottie... kundi local! It's been years since I got a local eye-candy.. hehe.. basta, he's really yummy and finger-licking good. wahahaha...


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Got Pretty Bitchy on Tuesday, August 02, 2005
lee dong gun

darn, lee dong gun's sooo hot! just saw Nuts entertainment's preview! pucha, he's sooo friggin hot.. gwapo pa din talaga. sa wakas, kita ko din sha on local tv/network, wahtever.. he's sooo hot talaga! hehe... im gonna watch it later.. hehe.

oi mich, bruha ka, i invited u again and again, dala-dalawang account na un, punyeta ka.. haha! twas fun last night. bumili ka na kasi ng mic. para makaganti sa lutong ng mura! haha. basta sis, u promise to bug him ha? i'll promise to bug yours. hehe.. thats what friends r for.. XD

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Got Pretty Bitchy on Wednesday, July 13, 2005
attic cat

I couldnt believe how super-ugly da-bin was in attic cat. would u believe that she's one of my korean idols? yeah she's not as pretty as kim jung hwa and jang nara (few of my korean bets) but i think she's cute and sooo adorably wacky in New Nonstop. Sobrang layo ng character nya jan sa attic cat. she's really cute in Nonstop, over-fashionable, rich and wicked.. pero tanga pa rin. haha. but that made her so funny. i really like her. here's few of her pics wherein ndi sha super-ugly:

as in, u see? binaboy lang sha sa attic cat. hehe. hay, grabe i miss Nonstop na naman. sobrang love ko ung korean teen-comedy sitcom na un. pero i have this gut feeling that they're gonna show it locally someday. malapit na. coz unti-unti nang lumalabas mga Nonstop casts d2 eh. first there was jung hwa in Glass Shoes, ung  sister ni charlie. then c hyo jin sa all about eve, ung kwelang frend ni nicole. and now there's da-bin. im really dying to watch it again. i prefer it with subs rather than dubbed pero if its gonna be shown here, definitely dubbed un, pero ayos na rin. as long as mapanood ko uli coz i was super bitin when arirang sacked it out. ndi ko na nakita nangyari sa love story ni da-bin and min-yong! sila ung pinakakulet na love-hate-team. hehe. i miss Nonstop so much. please please air it!!!

newei, good news. hehe. i did Kim song soo a site na. naawa ako syo eh, nagmakaawa ka pa. hehe. pasalamat ka nagkasakit ako, nagkatime ako ng slight. wahahaha... i still dun feel well, but im a fighter. check it out, http://kimsongsoo.mypiece.com  it's still unfinished, but u might wanna help me research for some news or something... lam mo naman kcng ndi na kami masyadong nagkikita coz i cant do my duty na as his wife coz im ill, kaya i know kahit ndi mo sabihin na nanjan sha sa inyo ngayon. its ok. i know naman he'll be back to me pag naalis na ung kulam sa ken! hehe... he still belongs to me. take note.


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Got Pretty Bitchy on Sunday, June 12, 2005
d much awaited SS&L link

i felt SO screwed up for the past weeks that i wasn't rily in d mood for blogging, my life's a living hell...literally speaking! but i won't go any deeper for i dont want my day ruined! grrrr...

bout the link u sent, was that the same as before? seems lyk it kc. i tryd opening it but u know how friggin' slow my pc rather dial-up is! so ung ex-wife nga ni carlo in Lovers in Paris ung girl dun? just as i thought. kc nman d bagay sknya ung bangs eh...muka 2loy xang bading. il post it here so others can take a glimpse of my errr your husband in action. (mabait tlga ko sa my sakit) hehe kidding asyd il be busy again soon, school sucks big time! i even thot of staying outta school, but i guess fate wont allow me to take that 1 year vacation! darn...btw u can text me anytime u wana meet up. get well mare! wag mo na msyadong inaalala c KSS kc ndi ka nman nya naiicp. he's happy & contented with me. but don't worry, this is not permanent. since ur not feeling well yet, just leave him to me for the time being ok? i wont let him este you down! il take good & i mean GOOD care of him for you. *wink wink* don't you trust me?... *bwuahahahaha*

For those itching to see some Sweet Sex & Love screencaps/excerpts here's the link:
http://www.movist.com/movies/viewgallery.asp?mid=7328&tp=s&num=1

i wasnt able to visit that site yet but in any case it fails to delight ur senses here's another one:
http://mxm.movies.yahoo.co.kr/movie_info/detail.asp?m_id=M000016433

but remember...he's mine(ryt ayi?) enjoy! mitch out!



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Got Pretty Bitchy on Saturday, June 11, 2005
heller! heller!

surprisingly, im still alive. haha. i e-mailed u mich. read it aryt? btw, about ur login problem. i dunno what happened. but i invited u again. check ur e-mail to create another account.

look what i just found out. remember carlo's ex-wife in lover's in paris? i was taken aback when i found out na sha pala ung girl sa sweet sex and love. gulat ka din noh? here r some pics from the movie:









the rest of the pics i have were unpostable. hehe. ill e-mail u the link.
i've watched the trailer. very sinful. ive had enough of kss' butt. harhar. had i'm not so ill, i would've buy a copy na. there's this online seller, 70php lang daw. pickup spot sa taft. but am so ill to go. hay, sana gumaling na ako so i can buy a copy and finally watch it na para matigil na ang paghihirap ko. hahaha.

mich, be sure to check ur mail para makapag-log ka na. k? pasukan nyo na ha. take care!


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Got Pretty Bitchy on Wednesday, April 27, 2005
whatta day...

hahaha... pinaglalaway mo ako gurl. mayabang ka! haha... as in, do u really have a copy already? have u watched it? am sure, ndi pah.. haha... lagot ka kay Mama.. wahaha! magbubuga na naman ng apoy un, bad trip ka na naman, am sure! bawal daw yan sa bata! ndi nya lang alam, her daughter's not in any way a kid! sa ISIP, sa SALITA, at sa GAWA! harhar...

sumbong nga kita kay mader... wahaha.. hay, kainggit naman. ndi sa mom mo ha, ung sweet sex and love, pucha... am sooo inggit. hehe. kwento ka naman jan, oh.

hay, whattaday, i got 2 return for revision works and i kinda hate it. i hate those damn editors! and not only that, i was waiting for a ride jan sa alabang when a car stopped in front of me. then came the windshield went down slowly, i saw a cutie male in shades. and u know what? he's asking me to take a hitch! PUNYETA! ano ako? pick-up girl?! grrrr. sayang cutie pa naman. leche. walanghiya. it was horrible! kinilabutan ko, i swear! hay, kaloka.

newei, bright girl's gonna be shown again, u watch that, grabe ang ganda nyan!

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Got Pretty Bitchy on Saturday, April 23, 2005
talaga noh?

those pics? ive seen them all already... wala ka ba ung mga wala ako? hahaha... ok fine, i understand... hanggang net ka lang. wahaha!

MARS? lam ko yan, ive seen its trailer. ive seen its music video and i think it has good story nga. and i dig the theme song- rang wo ai ni, i burned it pa actually. parang ang kulit nga ng character ni zaizai jan. and hey! may bedsins sila jan, i mean, bedscenes... hehe... nakita ko na rin, in fact i have pics of those bedsins. grabe. pero charity said its kinda draggy to watch. mejo serious. GMA's gonna air it daw after all about eve. my ate wants to buy a copy nga. i saw it sa DV mall.

Full House's still the best. i wud never get tired watching it. with or without MY KIM SONG SOO. i repeat- MY KIM SONG SOO.. kakalungkot nga final week nya na next week.. am gonna buy na maybe next week pag gumaling na ako.. hay, grabe, im still OVERSE... kainis. may sakit pa din ako. kim song soo kasi eh...

that, girl... is soooo maddening!!! grrrr... pero... hmmm.. can see the muscles?

newei, bout lee min woo? i really dunno about him already. i stopped fantasizing him after i got him raped. haha...

teka ha.. parang mejo nagiging porn site na ata tong blogsite natin... punyeta ka mich, ano itong ginawa moh?!! baka macensor na tayo wahaha... c kim song soo kasi eh... hehe.. they cant blame us! he's just too tongue-licking HOT!

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Got Pretty Bitchy on Friday, April 22, 2005
hay nako....damot!

hehehe no more Mrs nice KSS' girl! (wut?) wahaha are u stil watching full house? kinda grew tired of it... excpt ofcors wen the scene involves my (mine only) hubby KSS. super addict nman ako ngyon sa mars. episode 13 na ko & its getting more & more exciting! at last something with substance! i could use some intellectual stimualting...as u know summer's starting to stink! no more largas, no more beaches, no more life! just me, titus & mars! grrr i cudnt eat either coz of this stupid diet! mars is mah new valium! yipee! pano ba nman vic's chrctr ther is SO hay....to-die-for! as in literally! we both got the sypnosis from mia b4 ryt? on JYPS. here i go again....m afraid m ctching vic fever *sigh* BUT im still the legitimate OWNER of kim sung soo's body okish? u can have his heart....but anything "tangible" is SO mine. nuh-uh....u can't bargain with me, not even a strand of dead hair nor his callus! its all mine & mine alone! especially his...wahaha talk about obsession.....



come to momma....good boy *wink wink* hay he's so blessed....he's so taken....by me! hands off the mouse ayi! i can see u drooling on ur keyboard...tsk tsk stop fantasizing!!!....gawd i feel bad...he looks so innocent wearing his whities....(i wonder why he didnt wear the tiger-printed thong i gave him..???) rararara!!!! come get me tiger! wahahaha


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Got Pretty Bitchy on Thursday, April 21, 2005
hahaha...

yah, know what am so madamot when comes to him. AYOKO nga! wahaha.. d reason why u cant find it on the net is bcoz i only got them. THEY R MY PROPERTY... coz he is my property. got it?

sige na nga, i hate myself for being so compassionate to the less-fortunates.. kaya, eto na nga~


Sorry, i can't move my feet away. cropping the pic wont help. baka magwala ka pa if i i cropped it para ndi makita ung paa ko jan. coz that wud mean, u wont get the sight of his lower hotness... hmmm.. sorry for my feet. hehe...

i can see ur face turning red. in desire and anger and frustration all at the same time! haha... And hey-hey-hey... OMG.. tama ba ako ng nababasa, U R BEGGING? HAHA... begging me to give him to u. alright, friend, i cant recall how many times i told u this but i'll repeat it again for the hope that maybe this time, u'll WAKE UP... I CAN NEVER HAND HIM OVER TO U... kahit lumuhod ka pa sa harapan ko! HAHAHA...

omg... i think i'm living up to our site's theme.. i'm becoming a bitch na.. hehe... wahaha...


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